Throwing yourself at the problem

There is a dive in Who Moved That?! now. Press the key and your character hurls itself forward and slightly downward at 6.5 m/s, with almost no steering once airborne and a second of lying there afterwards thinking about it. You can do it while carrying a block. We recommend it. We do not recommend it near the tower.

The landing puts you in a stagger, and the stagger is the part that changed for everyone else. It used to be a private experience: you got shoved, your controls went vague, and to the other three players you carried on walking like a person with excellent posture. Now the character visibly tips and wobbles for as long as it lasts, and your own view nods along by 3 degrees, so being knocked about looks from the outside exactly as undignified as it feels from the inside.

While we were in there, a jump you press just slightly too early is remembered for a moment and fires the instant you touch the ground. You were going to blame the game for that one anyway. Now you cannot, and the tower is still the tower, and gravity has not agreed to any of this.